figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)


(Source: k1mkardashian)


zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced


horo:

there was this kid in my math class in 8th grade that thought that girls’ ribs were shaped different than boys and that’s why girls have boobs. like, how??

??????


(Source: coolbloqqer)


(Source: homonomo)


katara:

you might be a tumblr 9 but you a real life 4.5 


(Source: memewhore)


relahvant:

"hi i’m tumblr user blah blah you should check out my blog becau-"

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"my blog will you make you horny ;)))"

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"I’m so lonely :((( so i’m following back until I find a tumblr girlfriend! :)))"

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fuckmestupid:

Hello, welcome to my home.

fuckmestupid:

Hello, welcome to my home.

(Source: imposetonanonymat)


the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real


(Source: rosestark)


snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

(Source: theslowpokewell)


(Source: lavagoth)


canadianslut:

when someone tells me I need to stop eating Doritosimage