(Source: snowsann)


maddmullah:

Mariah Carey vs Ariana Grande



partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs


roachpatrol:

kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this

hot

roachpatrol:

kalamboart:

So i was speaking to my sister and she told me to draw a reverse centaur and this is what i pictured but i don’t think she pictured this

hot


legalmexican:

when Teachers ask me to introduce myself

legalmexican:

when Teachers ask me to introduce myself

(Source: bangurzzzz)


sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?


neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour


(Source: 20aliens)


donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.

donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.


harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(Source: r-roisin)


me: [sniffs the air] ah, it's almost that time of year again. i'm gonna shove an entire pumpkin up my ass

(Source: baelor)


darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby